Wear The Shnorts Day 2012

I return from my hiatus a day earlier than planned to participate in Wear the Shnorts Day, hosted by Musings From Neville’s Navel. The goal of this wondrous festival is to replace the word “shorts” with “shnorts,” because the latter is clearly more entertaining than the former. In order to celebrate WTS Day, we participants have been asked to post a picture of ourselves wearing our favorite pair of shnorts.

You have no idea how much I went through to get that one webcam shot. My shnorts are still askew and my head is semi-effectively cut off. (Fandom secret: I couldn’t decide whether I wanted to show my face or not, so I went for somewhere in the middle.) Oh well.

Now, here is a brief poem about shnorts that I am composing on the spot.

When the weather gets hot and pants are too long

And for many of us capris seem wrong

Whether you’re going out or lying low

Shnorts are the only way to go.

It doesn’t matter what type they are

Even if they’re micro or go down pretty far

Shnorts are sure to serve you well

Who could say that they aren’t swell?


5 responses to “Wear The Shnorts Day 2012

  1. xD I like your comment about not being able to decide whether or not to show your face…

    Nice poem! Wow, two people did poems! 😀

  2. Haha i love your poem, very entertaining 🙂

  3. What an awesome day! I convinced everyone in my family (except my sister, who is convinced that everything I say is not correct,) that it is shnorts, not shorts.

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